I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
i've created a new STD.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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