Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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