So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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