New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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