Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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