brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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