I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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