Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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