Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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