Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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