Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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