OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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