Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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