is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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