i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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