Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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