got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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