After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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