I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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