i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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