you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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