That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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