dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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