that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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