The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
