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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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