She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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