Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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