She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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