If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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