we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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