Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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