Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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