That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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