Pappa wants mamma naked
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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