the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
jump out the window naked night went bad
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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