Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
