I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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