That's intense
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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