Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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