508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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