So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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