I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
