i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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