Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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