Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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