What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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