That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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