But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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