gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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