I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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