I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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