I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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