I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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