They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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